I stole myself a few hours before dawn just to feel like I’m the only person left in this world.
I want you kinda drunk, sorta high and completely on top of me with your tongue in my mouth
A local woman walked into her garden and was surprised to find Tony Abbott had jumped the fence and was digging up a tree she’d recently planted.
"Can’t have it taking precious carbon from the atmosphere for free. That’d be socialism. Think of the economy if trees got their way." He mumbled as he continued to ruin her garden. "I’m going to turn this into some nice delicious coal."